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Interview:
By Arsenio Orteza
Issue #203, January/February 2006 In an age during
which international terrorism,
gasoline prices, abducted children, Supreme Court rulings, Lest you think that, as a
Christian,
Yambar
produces evangelistic tracks a la Jack Chick, forget it. You'd no more
find Yambar's work in a "family" bookstore than you'd find the
publications of Larry Flynt. Not that Yambar produces comic porn. Far
from it. His work is edgy, running the gamut from the acerbically
philosophical Mr. Beat and the hilariously anti-heroic masked Mexican
wrestler El Mucho Grande to the ambitiously futuristic Orwellian
heroine Suicide Blonde and the deceptively primitive Itsi-Kitsi ("Happy
Adventure Cat") and Spells Sisters (of Meow-Wow! and Spells:
Cauldron of Chills [subtitle: "Mean-Spirited Fun for Everyone"]
respectively). Coolest of all, though, is that Yambar writes for the Bongo Comics Group's Simpson's series ("Simpson's" as in Bart, not O.J., although as a horror-film aficionado Yambar might like to take a stab—er, crack—at the latter).
DOOR: Your working
with
Alice Cooper and Gene Simmons on a
Bart Simpson comic is probably
unthinkable to most believers as well. Yambar: I refuse to allow anyone to erect any barriers around what I believe or create. My world has no walls or ceiling, but it has a firm foundation, which I walk on confidently in all directions for as far as I am inspired. DOOR: Eloquently put, but we were really hoping that you'd tell us what it was like to hang out with Alice Cooper and Gene Simmons. Yambar: Alice, who is a solid brother in Christ, was a dream to work with. ![]() DOOR: And Gene Simmons? Yambar: The opportunity came up for me to work on an issue of Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror with a Monsters of Rock theme, so I tracked Gene down and invited him to be a part of it. He jumped at the chance. He's a comic geek too, so we hit it off well and had a good time working together. In fact, I got comp seating at a Kiss concert so close to the stage that I could tell that Gene and Paul were Jewish. DOOR: — Yambar: Anyway, I had given him a copy of my The Collected Fire-Breathing Pope, which had a story where
the Fire-Breathing Pope and Gene have a
fire-breathing competition. He must have read the book, which has some
invitational (a.k.a.: evangelistic) parts throughout, because he
decided to "reward" me for my efforts.
DOOR: How? Yambar: I was sitting at a table with a buddy of mine—he's a Jesus guy too—and Gene stopped by with two attractive young ladies and instructed them to give me their numbers so that when I called them they'd stop by my hotel and show me a good time.
DOOR: And—? Yambar: Well, they
walked
off, but one girl actually walked back to
the table and said, "Really, call me, OK?"
Yambar: Uh, no. So I
said,
"Yeah, sure. You take off now," and
she took off. My buddy goes, "So let me get this straight: Gene Simmons
is picking up trash for you?" I said, "Well, those girls are
going to have a fun-filled weekend by themselves, because I can't do
that." And he said, "What are you going to do?" I said, "I'm going to
let them keep whatever little dignity they have—"
Yambar: "—because
they're
probably going to forget about this in
three more steps. I'm not calling them." He said, "Man, you sure love
your wife!" I said, "I have to be honest with you: my love for my wife
has absolutely nothing to do with my decision. It's my love for those
girls that prevents me from looking at them as, and treating them as,
objects. How do I exhibit Christian love while I'm abusing their
bodies? Besides, later on they're going to find out—somewhere,
somehow—that I was a Christian, and what's that going to say to them?
I'd be destroying anything that God wants to do with them. I'm not
going to be responsible for that."
Yambar: I'm not some
great
saint or anything, but I've had to
come up to the line so many times, and I know that once I get into the
pool, I'm going to have to swim around with Dr. Frank N. Furter.
Yambar: Dr. Frank N.
Furter
is the "sweet transvestite from
trans-sexual Transylvania" in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Yambar: —
Yambar: First, 90
percent of
comics today are not being read by
children. Second, I don't create my work to make points with
Christians. Too many Christians are so uptight they wouldn't recognize
a good joke if it bit them in the (hiney). We've got too many people in
the Body of Christ who are socially unable to get beyond the imposed
rule books and mental boxes designed by their church-ghetto leadership.
DOOR: Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley certainly don't. Yambar: One of the greatest images I ever saw painted of Christ was issued by Larry Flynt. It presented a traditional Jesus laughing as if He had just heard a good joke. God bless Larry Flynt for that! DOOR: Uh, we somehow missed that issue of Hustler. Yambar: I did too, but it's in the movie The People Vs. Larry Flynt. Anyway, there's a lot of joy missing in today's modern church world. When my job mandates that I make people laugh, there are no sacred cows. I make burgers. I believe in the sobriety and sacredness of the Gospel, but I also celebrate the moment that I live in, too. DOOR: A lot of Christians would be uncomfortable immersing themselves in pop culture to the extent that you have. Yambar: We are in the world and not of it. Pop culture is shallow and continually changing, and coolness and fashion are uncatchable demons, but you can focus on strengthening the things the really matter, the things that will remain when this outhouse goes up in flames, the things important to our heavenly Father. That's what will keep us from being swallowed by our culture. Ironically, these are the same things that will make us able to impact it and make it come alive. DOOR: In the postscript to Suicide Blonde, you say that you read "40-plus non-comic books a year." Can you identify three that have significantly affected the way you look at the world? Yambar: More Evidence That Demands a Verdict by Josh McDowell, On the Road by Jack Kerouac, and Lynch on Lynch. DOOR: Is Lynch on Lynch more pornography or a chronicle of racist hangings in the Deep South? Yambar: Uh, that's by David Lynch, the director. He's just basically talking about himself. I find him to be absolutely fascinating. He deals with truth but from the dark side. DOOR: Do tell. Yambar: Sometimes, I think that you have to fire a blank gun in church in order to wake some people up. There has to be some sort of device or mannerism used in order to hook somebody, and not just tap them on the shoulder but take them by both sides of their face and aim their attention. David Lynch's films have a tendency to do that. DOOR: What made you opt
for
Christ back in the '70s? Yambar: When I was
younger, I
was on a quest for truth—Absolute
Truth: who, what where, when, how, why, and how much. I was raised
Catholic but grew disenchanted early because everything was written off
as either 1.) "That's just the way we've always done things, so you're
just going to have to accept it" or 2.) "It's a mystery of the Church."
I got so fed up hearing that jive that I once told a priest that he
should consider hiring Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys so they could get
to the bottom of all of this mystery mess. DOOR: The Hardy Boys?
Nancy Drew?
Yambar: I went on to study Buddhism and Taoism, but that just turned out to be man-made philosophy. The Buddha himself even made this declaration. Socialism proved itself to be as much of a blown tool as capitalism. It's all about caste systems. Finally, a friend handed me a Bible in a parking lot, and I took it home to read it for myself. I figured that if I was going to reject something, then I'd better reject it from the source rather than from the byproduct of the source. After reading the Bible for myself, I was stunned at how much I didn't know about any of it and what a screwed-up understanding I had about who Christ really was. I gave my life to God in 1978 and have been actively looking for a way out ever since (laughs).
Yambar: But I made a
pact
with God that I would continue to
follow Him through Christ as long as Christ stood up to every possible
question, and I haven't had to go any further. But I must say that if
it weren't for the reality of Jesus, I'd have left Christianity a long
time ago. This generation of Christians is a real letdown. DOOR: We know that
feeling,
too.
Yambar: And the lack of
practical Bible knowledge in the modern
church is frightening to me. When I compare my Biblical understanding
of Christ to the popular Western version I hear preached so often here
in America, I can't help believing that there are two Christs walking
the earth.
Yambar: The one with the dirt under his nails, no pun intended. And in the end, my money's on the one with the dirt under his nails.
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